Monday, September 28, 2009

Day Eight 9-21-09

"Jose; can you get my purse out of my phone for me?"- Zellweger

Day Eight 9-21-09

"I'm totally gonna eat that bunny...I'M NOT GONNA EAT THAT BUNNY I SWEAR!" Token Black Friend

Day Seven 9-20-09

"Do you want to see something funny?"
"No"
--Jose Pimento and David Schwimmer

Day Seven 9-20-09

"God it sounds like someone's Gargling a parrot" -Zellweger

Day Six 9-15-09

"I think i'm turning Jacamaican"- Taylor Hienas

Day Six 9-15-09

"Pink nuts all up in my mouth"-Taylor Hienas

Day Six 9-15-09

"Alex dated a cd once, I mean this guy once"- Zellweger
"Oh Backstreet Boys Cuddles invisible CD"- Stereotypical Kodie

Day Six 9-15-09

"Dude I bet Isaac Newton had a Gravity Bong"-Zellweger

Day Five 9-14-09

"Can I just vacuum the Rabbit"-Zellweger

Day Five 9-14-09

"Which Makes me think about kermit getting fucked in the ass by Piggie with a dildo"-Spider Patrol

Day Five 9-14-09

"What's the quote?...I Don't know man, it doesn't matter" -Spider Patrol, Jose Pimento, Taylor Hienas

Day Four 9-9-09

"I'm baked and have creamsicle cakes...wait, don't ever say that again."-Jose Pimento and Zellweger

Day Four 9-9-09

"sure i'll teach you to box. - I'm gonna be such a badass" -spider patrol chairman and zellweger

Day Four 9-9-09

"You have delayed erection time...Yeah but what is it?...Three days later...I have an erection" (continue on in Schwarzenegger voice) -Jose Pimento and David Schwimmer

Day Four 9-9-09

"Kiddo why do you know how to shit...shift...ship! Marijuana?"-Zellweger

Day Three 9-8-09

"Cuz I'm Samuel L. Jackson...and I Fuck Cows." - Spider Patrol Chairman and Zellweger

Day Three 9-8-09

"Jose! Do you want 9 inches or 12 inches?-- If I say both does that make me gay?" -Jose Pimento and Zellweger

Day Three 9-8-09

"Dude I'd totally SuperFuck a pen...I mean Hen"- Jose Pimento

Day Three 9-8-09

"Man the cat's getting every other hit...And then there was tea"-Zellweger

Day Three 9-8-09

"Bong ba bong bong bong. Hey look the bong?!?!" -Taylor Hienas

Day Two 9-6-09

"He was born as a slave on Tattooine" -Stereotypical Kodie

Day One 9-5-09

"No you cannot rub me off with a chicken sandwich babe" - Jose Pimento

Day One 9-5-09